What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)