Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.