Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.