What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...