What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!