What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up