What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.