Location Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

Tardi Jokes More Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.