Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!