Tardi Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)