What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis