What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.