The RE-tardis
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They're an anti de-present.
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Are you having a crisis?
Tardis..... I will see myself out..
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A stamp.
You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )
Help! I'm melting!
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.