The RE-tardis
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They're an anti de-present.
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
Mowed 'em.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
My chestnuts are roasting"
They take the psychopath.
They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.
Don't touch my marbles.
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
Well that got a load off my mind.
You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Tardis..... I will see myself out..
The location of the dirtbag.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
Pulled pork.
