What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic