What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.