What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.