What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag