What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.