What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.