What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you