What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?