What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

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What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com