What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

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What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.