Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

C Jokes More C Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.