Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.