Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!