They're stuck at C for years
Sinko de mayo
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
The sails are going through the roof.
been wondering for years
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Because they can spend years at sea.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
That people exaggerate.
Wow you looked shocked.
Because they can't C.
