What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.