What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni