What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !