What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !