Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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Why was the bald king so sad?

Because he had no heir.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.