What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !