Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.