Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.