How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming