How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

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What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.