How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."