How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.