How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!