You can make soldiers out of toast!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
No gain no pain.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Philippe Philoppe.
Blaze it.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Eau myyyyyyyy....
I don't know. They've never tried.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A referee
Pierre to Pierre.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Yes!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A French Fried
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
A bonne heure.
Because he was a bigette.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
He just couldn't resistor.......
You use tulips.
He braces himself
Pierre
What are we going to do now, Pierre
I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
A chicken egg.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
In Hertz.
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
