What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water