Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water