Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.