How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.