What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?

Mt. Rushmore

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

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What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.