What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y