What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.