File Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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He might Peek at Chu!

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

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