How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!