One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
It's skirts versus shins.
Only a buck!
Because the fine bros would sue.
The blowout
