What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!