What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Nobody knows

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Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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Eggs get laid at least once.

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Turn off the lights.

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Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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He cracked up.

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Taco Bell.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.