What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!