Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry