Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.