A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Losing teeth.
She had harp failure.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..
He wanted Mark Antony !
The crayon is non-toxic!
Thanks mum xD
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.