How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate