How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.