How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.