Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle