What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.