What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.