How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

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Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.