How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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A Fall Out Boy.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Beaucoup.

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A lot of good yolks!

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What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.