How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ?

Cyprus the bell !

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.