Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!