Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!