Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man