Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!