Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.