Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !