Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks