Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk