Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !