Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!