What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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Why are jalapenos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeno business.

Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.