Jalapeno Business Jokes

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why are jalapenos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeno business.

Why are some chillies nosy?

They're jalapeno business

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

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Why are hot peppers so nosey?

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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What did the nosey pepper do?

It got jalepeno business!

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.