Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.