What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

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What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.