What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.