What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.