What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator