How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin