When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
A toothbrush.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
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Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
A chair.
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
When they scream they make no sense
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Me: "A divorce lawyer."
bruces
A Meow-tain!
A meowntain!
A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.
