What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.